‘Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the county
The Democrats sat back, counting their bounty;
Our stockings are hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that the 2022 elections soon would be fair.
The Republicans are working, their lights glow at night,
For we know that November will be a glorious site;
For Kamala in her ‘kerchief, and Joe in his cap,
Fearing of COVID, have locked down for a long winter’s nap;
But out in the east there arose such a clatter,
Pima Republicans sprang into action to see what was the matter.
Away to EPOCH Times, Fox News, OAN and Newsmax,
We turned on our media to see yet another tax!
The polls tell the story, we know this to be true,
As the Republicans arise and bring back the red, white and blue.
As we watch in anticipation, what do we see,
Republicans growing strong as blue Congressmen flee.
When what to our wondering eyes did appear,
But strong Republican candidates and volunteers we hold dear.
We knew in a minute with this team we will win,
As we watch FAKE NEWS blounder, shout, yell and spin.
Let us not lose our focus and stick to our plan,
For we know this work cannot be done by just one man.
While he always dresses in a suit, G-Q head to toe,
His mind sharp and thoughtful, not like sleeping Joe.
Into the election season he will lead the way,
And Pima County Republicans will stand up and say,
2022 will be ours, we will take our country back on election day!
As Christmas draws close, know we have nothing to dread,
Be together with your family, and know we are ahead.
As we celebrate together, know winning is close in sight–
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!